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Every headline on this page has been put through the same three-line sum. What is left at the end is the number in the right-hand column, and it is usually smaller than the poster.

39OFFERS ON THE BOARD
35xMEDIAN PLAYTHROUGH
24CLAIMABLE ON A PHONE
C$12,252NET, EVERY OFFER ADDED UP

The claim button on a card pays Loon Picks a commission if you open an account. The order is what survives the arithmetic printed beside it, and paying us does not change a playthrough.

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BetMGM Casino logo

BetMGM Casino

C$100 + match to C$3,000 · 10x

6.9

C$30,000 of staking required. That costs about C$1,006 on the way past, which turns a C$3,000 headline into C$1,994.

Claim in the app → The full arithmetic →
JustCasino logo JustCasino C$5,000 + 400 spins · 40x · C$30 in C$992 NET AFTER THE SUM 7.5 Claim it
FanDuel Sportsbook logo FanDuel Sportsbook No Sweat First Bet C$1,000 · 1x · C$10 in C$960 NET AFTER THE SUM 2.4 Claim it
PartyCasino logo PartyCasino C$1,000 + 50 spins · 5x · C$10 in C$824 NET AFTER THE SUM 6.8 Claim it
Sports Interaction logo Sports Interaction 125% to C$750 · 6x · C$10 in C$734 NET AFTER THE SUM 7.3 Claim it
LeoVegas logo LeoVegas C$1,500 + 300 spins · 20x · C$10 in C$690 NET AFTER THE SUM 3.8 Claim it
Betano logo Betano C$1,000 + 50 spins · 15x · C$10 in C$548 NET AFTER THE SUM 8.7 Claim it
TonyBet logo TonyBet C$2,500 + 100 spins · 40x · C$20 in C$492 NET AFTER THE SUM 6.9 Claim it
Wildz Casino logo Wildz Casino C$2,000 + 200 spins · 35x · C$10 in C$489 NET AFTER THE SUM 7.6 Claim it
Casino Days logo Casino Days C$2,000 + 100 spins · 35x · C$20 in C$485 NET AFTER THE SUM 4.4 Claim it
Caesars Sportsbook logo Caesars Sportsbook First bet back up to C$500 · 1x · C$10 in C$480 NET AFTER THE SUM 5.8 Claim it
888casino logo 888casino Up to C$1,500 / 4 deposits · 30x · C$20 in C$446 NET AFTER THE SUM 7.3 Claim it
Bet99 Casino logo Bet99 Casino C$1,500 match · 30x · C$20 in C$441 NET AFTER THE SUM 8.2 Claim it
WinSpirit Casino logo WinSpirit Casino C$2,000 + 100 spins · 40x · C$10 in C$395 NET AFTER THE SUM 6.6 Claim it
PowerPlay logo PowerPlay C$500 sports match · 12x · C$10 in C$306 NET AFTER THE SUM 8.0 Claim it
Betway logo Betway C$1,000 match · 30x · C$10 in C$294 NET AFTER THE SUM 6.7 Claim it
Proline+ logo Proline+ First bet back up to C$250 · 1x · C$2 in C$240 NET AFTER THE SUM 5.4 Claim it
King Billy Casino logo King Billy Casino 151% to C$500 + 51 spins · 30x · C$20 in C$225 NET AFTER THE SUM 5.6 Claim it
Jackpot City Casino logo Jackpot City Casino 80 spins on a C$10 first deposit · 50x · C$10 in C$210 NET AFTER THE SUM 7.6 Claim it
Lucky Days Casino logo Lucky Days Casino C$500 + 100 spins · 25x · C$10 in C$187 NET AFTER THE SUM 7.6 Claim it
SpinAway logo SpinAway 100% to C$400 + 100 spins · 35x · C$10 in C$101 NET AFTER THE SUM 4.0 Claim it
theScore Bet logo theScore Bet Bet C$10, get C$100 bonus bets · 1x · C$10 in C$96 NET AFTER THE SUM 4.4 Claim it
All Slots Casino logo All Slots Casino C$1,500 / 3 deposits · 70x · C$10 in C$86 NET AFTER THE SUM 2.5 Claim it
Bizzo Casino logo Bizzo Casino 100% to C$400 + 100 spins · 40x · C$20 in C$82 NET AFTER THE SUM 5.1 Claim it
Lucky Hills Casino logo Lucky Hills Casino C$400 + 100 spins · 40x · C$20 in C$82 NET AFTER THE SUM 6.8 Claim it
Royal Vegas Casino logo Royal Vegas Casino C$1,200 / 4 deposits · 70x · C$10 in C$69 NET AFTER THE SUM 6.0 Claim it
SlotWolf logo SlotWolf 100% to C$300 + 100 spins · 40x · C$10 in C$63 NET AFTER THE SUM 5.2 Claim it
Spin Casino logo Spin Casino C$1,000 over 3 deposits · 70x · C$10 in C$57 NET AFTER THE SUM 7.1 Claim it
PokerStars Casino logo PokerStars Casino Bet C$1, get C$50 · 1x · C$10 in C$48 NET AFTER THE SUM 5.9 Claim it
Vegasino logo Vegasino 100% to C$150 · 35x · C$5 in C$36 NET AFTER THE SUM 3.4 Claim it
7Bit Casino logo 7Bit Casino 100% to C$150 + 100 spins · 40x · C$15 in C$33 NET AFTER THE SUM 5.0 Claim it
BitStarz logo BitStarz 125% to C$100 + 180 spins · 40x · C$20 in C$31 NET AFTER THE SUM 5.1 Claim it
Betty Casino logo Betty Casino 100 wager-free spins · no playthrough · C$10 in C$20 NET AFTER THE SUM 7.1 Claim it
PlayAmo logo PlayAmo 100% to C$100 + 100 spins · 50x · C$10 in C$16 NET AFTER THE SUM 4.7 Claim it
Captain Cooks Casino logo Captain Cooks Casino 100 chances for C$5 · 200x · C$5 in C$0 NET AFTER THE SUM 2.3 Claim it
Golden Tiger Casino logo Golden Tiger Casino C$1,500 / 5 deposits · 200x · C$10 in C$0 NET AFTER THE SUM 1.2 Claim it
Grand Mondial Casino logo Grand Mondial Casino 150 chances for C$10 · 200x · C$10 in C$0 NET AFTER THE SUM 2.3 Claim it
Yukon Gold Casino logo Yukon Gold Casino 150 chances for C$10 · 200x · C$10 in C$0 NET AFTER THE SUM 4.4 Claim it
Zodiac Casino logo Zodiac Casino 80 chances for C$1 · 200x · C$1 in C$0 NET AFTER THE SUM 4.6 Claim it

WATCH FOR THIS

15 of the 39 offers here need a browser somewhere in the claim, because the bonus field is not exposed in the app cashier. They are marked rather than quietly listed, because an offer you cannot claim where you are standing is not an offer you have.

The 10 running nothing

No welcome offer at all. That reads badly on a comparison table and it means nothing sitting on top of your balance when you try to move it, which is not obviously the wrong trade.

The Canadian offer market, counted

C$39,377Every headline added together
C$12,252What is left once the turnover is paid for
35x–200xMedian and heaviest playthrough
1Offers with no playthrough at all
3With a no-deposit side
24Including free spins
29Opening at C$10 or under
2Still want a code typed in

All market-level counts. Each is a fact about the shape of the offer market rather than about any single room, which is the level a comparison like this belongs at.

The sum, so you can check it

Gross is the cash side at the top of the advertised band, plus free spins counted at C$0.20 each because that is the stake rooms set them to.

Turnover is gross multiplied by the playthrough. Cost is four cents on every dollar of that turnover, which is what a mid-table slot takes on the way past. Net is gross minus cost.

Nothing in that calculation is an opinion and none of it is a claim about how any company behaves. It is long division on published terms, and anybody with a calculator gets the same figures. The workings are set out in the bonus arithmetic.

Why the phone question gets its own column

A few rooms only expose the bonus field on the desktop cashier. That makes the offer real and also makes it unavailable to somebody holding a phone and no laptop.

Rather than list those with an asterisk we mark them, because an offer you cannot claim where you are standing is not an offer you have.

What we are not doing here

No badges, no pass marks and no column comparing an operator against its own advertising. The terms are what they are and the arithmetic runs the same way on all forty nine.

The balance is not taxed once, it is taxed on every pass, so what survives falls away steeply rather than in a straight line. Forty times playthrough leaves about a fifth of the headline standing, seventy times leaves a twentieth, and two hundred times leaves nothing worth printing. That is a fact about how these products are priced rather than an accusation about anybody who prices them, and it is why the median offer on this board is worth C$101 against headlines running into four figures.

The two assumptions

One free spin is worth C$0.20, the stake nearly every room sets them to. Turnover costs 4% a pass, which is what a 96% slot takes. Both are printed here so nobody has to guess, and changing either one moves the last column and nothing else.